Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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