I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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