got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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