Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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