Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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