haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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