Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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