Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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