Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
