I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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