I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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