love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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