I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Do you remember whose house we're in?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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