I'm going to jail i love you
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
