Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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