Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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