you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It's never too late to be topless.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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