Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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