I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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