Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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