sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
i think my cat just said my name.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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