but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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