If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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