Midget sex pt 2 tonight
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
love makes seman taste better
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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