my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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