This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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