Dual....:-)
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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