I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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