I want to have your abortion
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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