i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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