She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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