its not stalking. its research.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
God, I missed his penis.
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