doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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