I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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