My nipple is on Facebook.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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