is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
