plz talk dirty to me
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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