Heybabeimwearingurpanties
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Randomize
