what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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