But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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