Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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