You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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