Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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