Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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