Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Edward fifth and chaser hands
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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