so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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