I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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