dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
NoShamevember. You game?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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