Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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