You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
