If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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