You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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