great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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