Apparently you make a good broom.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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