Say something about gay babies.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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